Do the right thing this November...
Write-In Mr. T for President!
Because America Needs Less Talk and Mohawk
Why Mr. T? Why Not, fool!Are you sick of listening to the jibba jabba spewing from the mouths of the fools currently vying for the U.S. presidency? If so, accept this invitation to join the nation's newest political movement — the Mister T Party — by writing in American icon Mr. T when you cast your ballot this November! Read on for proof as to why Mr. T is the best — the only — man for the job!
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He's Anti- Establishment, |
A Man of
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And a Proven Winner. |
If you're looking for a genuine Washington outsider, it doesn’t get more outside than someone who was actually wanted by the government (for a crime he didn’t commit). Mr. T would not be afraid to crash the party of the D.C. elitists who like to place themselves on pedestals!
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Mr. T is a man of faith, a man who values family, and he is not afraid to wear these values on his sleeve (or around his neck). He understands the importance of setting a positive example and inspiring the younger generation to be somebody (or be somebody's fool.)
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Mr. T has knocked out Rocky Balboa. He's beaten "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, and triumphed over countless villains — in human and cartoon form. But, most importantly, he's beaten that horrible killer known as cancer. That victory makes him a true hero and warrior!
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T versus the Issues:
Gun Control: |
It’s one of the most divisive issues in our country today. Who better to resolve the debate than someone who drove a van chock-full of assault weapons, yet never wounded anyone. Plenty of guns, zero fatalities. Both sides win!
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Health Care: |
Perhaps the government wouldn’t have to worry so much about providing adequate health care to its citizens if those citizens were healthier! Maintaining proper health starts at a young age. The CDC reports that childhood obesity has more than doubled over the last 30 years. Is it a coincidence that a certain crispy sweet corn and oats cereal fortified with B vitamins and Iron vanished from U.S. store shelves 30 years ago?
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International Affairs: |
Little need to worry about America sticking its nose in matters abroad with a leader who ain’t gettin’ on no plane — especially if that crazy fool Murdoch is the pilot! Plus, think of the money saved taxpayers by trading in Air Force One's fuel budget for that of a 1983 GMC cargo van.
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Defense: |
With world affairs as volatile as they are, it’s important to have a leader with experience in resolving conflict. One who can fight a small war using little more than an old hatchback and a few random objects found in a barn — and claim victory all in the span of an hour (with time left over for commercials!)
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Big Government: |
Too much government is not a good thing. Case in point: Members of a certain crack commando were doing just fine for themselves working as soldiers of fortune — despite the government being constantly on their backs. Then, in Season 5 they were forced — against their will — to work directly for the Feds. Thirteen episodes later, the show was cancelled. Another job well done by the U.S. government.
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We must act now — America's future is at stake!
When you enter the voting booth and are faced with a selection of liars, con artists, racists and communists, remember the credentials of Mr. T and write in a president who can serve the American people with honor, pride, dignity and gold chains. Lots of gold chains.
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This website is the creation of a Mr. T fan and is in no way officially affiliated with the real Mr. T. If you are Mr. T
(or anyone else, I suppose) you can contact the Webmaster and Founder of the Mr. T Party here.