oughness is the foundation of our movement. We fully believe in our cause and are determined to see it through to fruition. Washington DC is full of paper champions politicians who would rather further their own agendas than give the common man what he rightfully deserves -- a chance. They want to put themselves on a pedastal while holding us down, ducking us, ignoring our collective voice. Rest assured the Mister T Party will crash their party and we will display the tenacity and perseverance needed to knock the elitists out of our nation's capital.
ired of your leader flying across the globe, bowing down to any kings, premiers, chancellors, pharoahs, etc. he can find? This will never be a problem when the Mister T Party is in charge -- because we don't believe in flying. In fact, we loath it. Consider Air Force One grounded, which means no more globe-hopping, 'I'm Sorry, Let's Kiss and Make Up' tours. We ain't gettin' on no plane, and not even old tricks such as this one will get us in the air now. Good luck slipping a mickey in our milk with two dozen Secret Service agents watching our back, fool!
his is a political party that not only doesn't care if you want to cling to your guns or your religion -- we encourage it!
oo much government is not a good thing, fools! Case in point: Members of a certain crack commando unit were doing just fine for themselves working as soldiers of forture -- despite the government constantly on their backs. Then, in Season 5 the they were forced -- against their will -- to work directly for the Feds. 13 episodes later the show is cancelled. Another job well done by the U.S. government. Our leadership will do just that -- lead -- not dictate!
he global economy is so unstable, there's really no safe investments... except gold. We need a leader who has keen foresight into fiscal responsibility, so future generations aren't left holding the bill for our missteps. For example, say someone in the early 1980s were to have invested in 35 or so pounds of gold to wear around their neck on a daily basis. That gold would today be worth more than 300 times its original value! A wise investment if there ever was one. Other campaigns can promise change, but we promise chains. As in gold chains around the neck of every man, woman, child and fool in this great country.
he children are our future. The Mister T Party not only recognizes this, but will reach out to the youth of America and give them the tools they need to grow into strong, self-reliant, fool-pitying leaders, not the debt-riddled, welfare-reliant suckas they are currently on track to becoming. Our fresh, contemporary message of strong values will ensure that future generations grow up to be somebody, not somebody's fool.
here has been an alarming increase in obesity -- especially among children -- in the United States since 1985. What has been lacking from our diets over these past 25 years that could be leading to this unhealthy descent into a nation of lazy, hoveround riding, overweight fools? We know, and we will make sure this problem is rectified on every store shelf and breakfast table across this great land.
